What's it about?
For a social media appearance, we are looking for an actress for the recurring role of "Callcenter Anette", a charming, experienced and humorous character who comments on the crazy world of financial trends with a clear head, Hessian dialect and a lot of heart.
Anette is the calm in the storm - she already knows all the questions, remains calm and brings order to any financial chaos with a single sentence. She stands for real advice, clear answers and the one phrase that explains everything and makes you smile.
This is what you bring:
Acting experience (especially comedy, theater or film)
Very good feel for language - punchlines, timing, dry humor
Ability, credible ability to speak Hessian dialect
You can pick up audience members with warmth and wit
Application:
Send us a short self-tape (max. 60 sec) in which you show us your version as Hessian Anette and answer, for example, an exaggerated financial question - calmly, charmingly, with dialect and the one sentence that clears everything up.
Role in the team: The calm in the financial storm
Callcenter Anette is the human antidote to financial panic, hype and half-knowledge.
She stays calm when the market is raging - and you're on the verge of selling everything.
With heart, headset and Hessian dialect, she answers even the dumbest question without making anyone look stupid.
Anette brings clarity in one sentence where Reddit needs 17 threads.
She's known the stock market since the fax machine - and still knows what a meme stock is.
She's your calming voice in a crash, your financial Yoda with a teacup.
Composed & confident: Nothing upsets her.
Experienced: Has been through all market phases.
Direct & humorous: Speaks plainly, but always with a twinkle in her eye.
A little motherly: She cares - but she also scolds sometimes.
Typical lines (for inspiration):
"Ei Mäusje, isch sach dir: Wenn das stimmt würde, wären du heut net mit'm Pausenbrot uff de Arbeit."
"I'll make you some camomile tea, then I'll explain the bonds to you properly."
"Child, I'm telling you honestly: stay calm, don't run along."
Anette wants to provide guidance in a world full of uncertainty, clickbait and financial brokers.
She believes in clear words instead of buzzwords - and that everyone can understand finance.
✔ Real Talk
✔ Thermomix recipes
✔ Helene Fischer
✔ Order in the portfolio
✘ Loud-mouthed financial brokers with dangerous half-knowledge
✘ Panic selling
✘ Pigeonholing