Male Role 1 – “The Private Seller”
Gender: Male
Age: Between 35 and 50 years old
Ethnicity / Look: Portuguese-looking, relatable everyday appearance
Language: Speaking role – must be a native Portuguese (Portugal) speaker
Character type: The grounded, everyday guy. A bit conservative looking.
Vibe: Approachable, expressive, with a touch of skepticism or dry wit
Acting: Strong acting ability with natural screen presence. Should deliver lines convincingly, show light comedic timing, and react expressively to absurd situations.
Performance Note: In key scenes, this character is confronted with strange behavior from a potential buyer. His reactions should feel authentic and subtly humorous — puzzled, slightly overwhelmed, but always relatable.
Male Role 2 – “The Weird Buyer”
Gender: Male
Age: Between 45 and 55 years old
Ethnicity / Look: Portuguese-looking, quirky and visually distinctive
Language: Speaking role – must be a native Portuguese (Portugal) speaker
Character type: Quirky, expressive, and visually memorable – must look great in unusual or “off” clothing and be confident and serious in abnormal situations.
Vibe: Unpredictable and intense in a funny way – the kind of person who takes himself seriously while behaving in totally unexpected, borderline absurd ways.
Acting: Strong comedic instincts, confident with physical comedy and timing. Must deliver lines while staying fully in character, using facial expressions and body language to add depth to the humor.
Performance Note: In this role, the buyer closely inspects a car in an exaggerated, almost obsessive way — as if he’s judging every detail. He holds a dog in one arm, dresses oddly, and speaks with conviction. He later jumps into a negotiation, offering a price far lower than expected. His presence is meant to be humorous, annoying, and surprising all at once. The actor should be comfortable playing a big character while keeping it grounded and believable.
Female Role – “The Wife”
Gender: Female
Age: Between 35 and 50 years old
Ethnicity / Look: Portuguese-looking, relatable and natural appearance
Language: Speaking role – must be a native Portuguese (Portugal) speaker
Character type: Warm, curious, and down-to-earth. Someone who feels authentic, like a real partner in a long-term relationship.
Vibe: Approachable, natural, with a light sense of humor in her tone.
Acting: Strong naturalistic acting ability. Should deliver lines convincingly, with subtle comedic timing. Must be able to set up the situation with curiosity and charm.
Performance Note: In the key scene, she casually asks her husband if he knows how much their car is worth. Her role is to spark the situation that sets up the punchline.
Male Role – “The Husband”
Gender: Male
Age: Between 35 and 50 years old
Ethnicity / Look: Portuguese-looking, relatable and natural appearance
Language: Speaking role – must be a native Portuguese (Portugal) speaker
Character type: Slightly clueless but lovable. A grounded, everyday guy who reacts honestly.
Vibe: Approachable, expressive, with a touch of confusion and humor.
Acting: Strong acting ability, comfortable with comedic timing. Should be able to react naturally to his wife’s question and the sudden surprise of a celebrity popping up in the backseat.
Performance Note: His response should feel genuine and slightly sheepish, making the scene humorous but believable.
Gender: Male
Age: Between 35 and 50 years old
Ethnicity / Look: Portuguese-looking, relatable everyday appearance
Language: Speaking role – must be a native Portuguese (Portugal) speaker